So, it seemed that
…seriously, Sterling? You’re still on about the fucking flowers? Just accept the fact that they were a fucking anonymous gift!
Looks like I’ll be spending my night in and alone, then, doesn’t it?
(Source: laurensterling)
So, it seemed that
…can we fuck first?
It depends…would you admit you sent those flowers or…
(Source: laurensterling)
So, it seemed that
Yeah, yeah, don’t get your knickers in a twist—I’m fine, Sterling. Though you—you—-are a devious little minx, you know that?
Okay, sorry. That’s good. Mmm, so you want to cuddle tonight?
(Source: laurensterling)
So, it seemed that
…you better fucking believe me, Sterling. And I’m fine, yeah—same as usual. How are you, love? And oh, do feel free to answer with “horny as fuck”.
Same as usual? Everything’s okay, then? Yep, you got me. I’m horny as fuck and want you to come over right this instant. Just kidding, it’s cuddle night.
(Source: laurensterling)
So, it seemed that
Oi, stop it! I didn’t send you any fucking flowers, for the last fucking time. You’re delusional, Sterling. But ah…you liked them, yeah? That’s…good, then.
Mmhm, okay, Chase. I believe you, definitely. Oh, but how have you been?
(Source: laurensterling)
So, it seemed that
I—fuck you, Sterling. I didn’t send you flowers! Why would I send you flowers? Just—you—no. No.
You should really just start owning up to it, this is like the fourth time. I like them, though. Thank you.
(Source: laurensterling)
So, it seemed that
…yeah? Should I be getting worried, Sterling? Got yourself a secret admirer, hmm?
Come on, Chase. I know it was you!
(Source: laurensterling)
So, it seemed that
Someone left another bouquet of flowers outside my door again…
I went to the kitchen,
and there were pancakes…but it’s the middle of the day.
I guess I’m having pancakes, this isn’t a problem at all.
